"How To Billionaire" is a dark children's book for adults. And it's the story of one billionaire who almost ruined the world, but then he saved it.

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I started writing this book, because a very small group of people is shaping a very important time in history.

 

And most of those people do not have the moral clarity they need to handle that responsibility.

 

So, this is a book about that.​ 

 

Is it satire?

 

Or a huge list of stuff that actually happens?

 

I still have no idea. ​

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But it debuted at #1 in its category on Amazon, has all 5-star reviews, and I've written for National Lampoon, CBS, and Showtime, so hopefully it's funny, or whatever. 

 

"How To Billionaire." A dark children's book for adults, with an actual plan to fix the country.

 

Now available in hardcover.

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- a gift for them

 

- a gift for you

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- a passive-aggressive gift for someone ruining the country

 

- a coffee table book

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- a conversation starter​

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- a veiled threat

 

Buy the hardcover book today.

 

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